In case you missed my gift guide for Perpetual Kid last month, I have created another one for you today that features more of my favorite home, kitchen , and novelty food items. This Perpetual Kid gift guide has the best of the best that is offered at Perpetual Kid. This online store has some extraordinary and unique items that make life enjoyable and will surely slap a smile upon your face. Perpetual Kid is all about good times, having fun, and has some items that will result in those belly laughs that make so worth living!
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Nachosaurus Nacho Dip And Snack Dish Set
Looking to inject some humor and fun to the dinner table? This Nachosaurus chip & dip set has got you covered! This Nachosaurus chip and dip set is not only perfect for your little one but also for the adult who is young-at-heart.
Nachosaurus Nacho Dip And Snack Dish Set
Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug
Because every morning should start with sunshine, rainbows, and pure happiness! This motivational phrase mug is perfect for your cup of Joe at the start of the morning. Make your morning a magical one with this colorful unicorn mug.
Scented candles from The Stinky Candle Company
Perpetual Kid has some very unique food-scented candles for the foodie in your life! These candles were created by The Stinky Candle Company and these are sure to result in some laughter. There are several different food-scented candles available at Perpetual Kid including: pizza, burrito, popcorn, pickles, nacho cheese, fast-food, bacon, red wine, and beer!
Would you like to see all of the scented candles available at Perpetual Kid’s online store? Simply click HERE.
Adorable tea infusers
I am head over heels in love with the tea infusers that are available at Perpetual Kid! I love sipping on a warm cup of tea mid-day and these tea infusers are some of the most adorable and clever designs I have ever seen. As you can see below, there is a sloth and a pink elephant tea infuser available at Perpetual Kid but there is also a kitty cat, swan, seahorse, turtle, unicorn, llama, narwhal, polar bear, and manaTEA.
See all of the tea infusers HERE.
Big Brew Pink Elephant Tea Infuser
Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set
Dish towels that speak their mind
Perpetual Kid has an extensive offering of hilarious dish towels for your kitchen and these are just a few of my favorites! I love and adore the vintage feel of these dish towels. They look like a page out of an illustrated book to me.
Just a fair warning that not all of these towels are going to be kid-friendly, some of these towels do have a bit of a potty-mouth!
- Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel
- Born Alone, Die Alone, In The Middle, Cereal Dish Towel
- You’re Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel
- Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel
- When One Door Closes, Talk Shit About It Dish Towel
- Clusterf*ck Dish Towel
- No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel
- B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
- I Like Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge Dish Towel
- I Love You More Than Coffee… But Not Always Before Coffee Dish Towel
- I Go All The Way Dish Towel
- I’m Complicated Thank You. Dish Towel
- AND MANY MORE!!! Seriously guys and gals, there are a lot of witty and funny dish towels to choose from.
You can see all of the humorous towels that are available by clicking HERE.
I Don’t Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel
Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel
I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel
Loud & retro oven mitts
As you know now, I am a huge fan of the dish towels offered at Perpetual Kid, but I am also a fan of their very loud, retro oven mitts.
Here are some more of my favorite oven mitts:
- My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt
- I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt
- Droppin’ A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
- B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt
- F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt
- I’ve Got A Knife Oven Mitt
You can view all that they have to offer right over HERE! There are more available at Perpetual Kid that I did not share.
I am going to show you three of my favorites below. My kitchen would love to have these oven mitts.
I’ll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt
Droppin’ A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
Rainbow Puke Lollipop
Never fear! This hand-poured Rainbow Puke Lollipop does not actually taste like vomit! This Rainbow Puke lolli is a fruit punch flavored pop and it also has some rainbow candy sprinkles inside of it. This colorful lollipop is a delight to eat and you will be the envy of all your friends when you are sucking on this!
Do you have a bacon lover in your life? Show them you care and satisfy their sweet-tooth at the same time with these bacon-flavored lollipops in this gift set.
Bacon Lover’s Lollipop Gift Set
Looking for laughs on a budget? Perpetual Kid has several different hilarious packages of gum to choose from.
See all of the gum that is available HERE.
Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum
I’m A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum
I’m Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum
Perpetual Kid also has some fun and unique bandages available. Here are some of my favorites that I found.
I shared the food-related bandages with you here. If you would like to see all of the other bandages that are available at Perpetual Kid click HERE.
Current offers and deals at Perpetual Kid
Perpetual Kid is currently having a Christmas clearance sale with several items discounted 50% off. No coupon code needed!
Click HERE to shop the clearance sale!
What novelty item will you be splurging on and treating yourself to at Perpetual Kid? Let me know in the comments what item(s) you gotta have!
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