More Belly Laughs Brought To You By Perpetual Kid – Novelty Gift Guide For Home & Kitchen

In case you missed my gift guide for Perpetual Kid last month, I have created another one for you today that features more of my favorite home, kitchen , and novelty food items. This Perpetual Kid gift guide has the best of the best that is offered at Perpetual Kid. This online store has some extraordinary and unique items that make life enjoyable and will surely slap a smile upon your face. Perpetual Kid is all about good times, having fun, and has some items that will result in those belly laughs that make so worth living!

Click the banner below to shop or you can stay for awhile and see what my favorite items are in this nifty shopping guide!

Cool As Sh*t Gifts

Nachosaurus Nacho Dip And Snack Dish Set

Looking to inject some humor and fun to the dinner table? This Nachosaurus chip & dip set has got you covered! This Nachosaurus chip and dip set is not only perfect for your little one but also for the adult who is young-at-heart.


Nachosaurus Nacho Dip And Snack Dish Set

Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug

Because every morning should start with sunshine, rainbows, and pure happiness! This motivational phrase mug is perfect for your cup of Joe at the start of the morning. Make your morning a magical one with this colorful unicorn mug.


Magical Unicorn Sculpted Mug

Unique Rainbow + Unicorn Gifts

Scented candles from The Stinky Candle Company

Perpetual Kid has some very unique food-scented candles for the foodie in your life! These candles were created by The Stinky Candle Company and these are sure to result in some laughter. There are several different food-scented candles available at Perpetual Kid including: pizza, burrito, popcorn, pickles, nacho cheese, fast-food, bacon, red wine, and beer!

Would you like to see all of the scented candles available at Perpetual Kid’s online store? Simply click HERE.


Pizza Scented Candle


Burrito Scented Candle


Popcorn Scented Candle


Beer Scented Candle

 

Adorable tea infusers

I am head over heels in love with the tea infusers that are available at Perpetual Kid! I love sipping on a warm cup of tea mid-day and these tea infusers are some of the most adorable and clever designs I have ever seen. As you can see below, there is a sloth and a pink elephant tea infuser available at Perpetual Kid but there is also a kitty cat, swan, seahorse, turtle, unicorn, llama, narwhal, polar bear, and manaTEA.

See all of the tea infusers HERE.


Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser


Big Brew Pink Elephant Tea Infuser


Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

 

Dish towels that speak their mind

Perpetual Kid has an extensive offering of hilarious dish towels for your kitchen and these are just a few of my favorites! I love and adore the vintage feel of these dish towels. They look like a page out of an illustrated book to me.

Just a fair warning that not all of these towels are going to be kid-friendly, some of these towels do have a bit of a potty-mouth!

You can see all of the humorous towels that are available by clicking HERE.


I Don’t Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel


Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel


I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

Loud & retro oven mitts

As you know now, I am a huge fan of the dish towels offered at Perpetual Kid, but I am also a fan of their very loud, retro oven mitts.

Here are some more of my favorite oven mitts:

You can view all that they have to offer right over HERE! There are more available at Perpetual Kid that I did not share.

I am going to show you three of my favorites below. My kitchen would love to have these oven mitts.


I’ll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt


Droppin’ A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt


Horny For Food Oven Mitt

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

Never fear! This hand-poured Rainbow Puke Lollipop does not actually taste like vomit! This Rainbow Puke lolli is a fruit punch flavored pop and it also has some rainbow candy sprinkles inside of it. This colorful lollipop is a delight to eat and you will be the envy of all your friends when you are sucking on this!


Rainbow Puke Lollipop

Bacon Lollipops

Do you have a bacon lover in your life? Show them you care and satisfy their sweet-tooth at the same time with these bacon-flavored lollipops in this gift set.

Bacon Lover's Lollipop Gift Set
Bacon Lover’s Lollipop Gift Set

Hilarious gums

Looking for laughs on a budget? Perpetual Kid has several different hilarious packages of gum to choose from.

See all of the gum that is available HERE.


Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum


I’m A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum


Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum


I’m Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

Bacon!

Cute bandages

Perpetual Kid also has some fun and unique bandages available. Here are some of my favorites that I found.

I shared the food-related bandages with you here. If you would like to see all of the other bandages that are available at Perpetual Kid click HERE.


Pickle Bandages


Cupcake Bandages


Bacon Bandages


Pizza Bandages

 

Current offers and deals at Perpetual Kid

Perpetual Kid is currently having a Christmas clearance sale with several items discounted 50% off. No coupon code needed!

Click HERE to shop the clearance sale!

Question Time!

What novelty item will you be splurging on and treating yourself to at Perpetual Kid? Let me know in the comments what item(s) you gotta have!


Related Posts:

 


 


Visit DylansCandyBar.com
Candy Club

White Elephant Gift Guide At Perpetual Kid & GIVEAWAY

I have some fabulous white elephant gifts included in this gift guide from Perpetual Kid. Perpetual Kid is an online store for adults who are young and heart and love to inject some fun and humor into their lives. This is a great source of novelty gifts. Besides the food-related items here, they have way more to offer beyond that. I highly recommend checking them out because they can be a one-stop shop for all of your holiday shopping needs. Perpetual Kid has something for everyone! I have narrowed down my favorite food-related items in this Friday Faves shopping guide.

Not sure what a white elephant gift exchange is?

The white elephant is also known as a Secret Santa Gift Exchange. I prefer the term White Elephant though. The rules of the game are fairly simple. There is an excellent blog post about how to do a white elephant gift exchange.

  • Let’s say there are 12 people participating in the white elephant gift exchange.
  • Everyone participating brings a wrapped gift without a name tag on it.
  • You write down the numbers 1-12 on a small piece of paper and fold it up.
  • Everybody chooses a number.
  • The person with the number 1 chooses a wrapped gift.
  • The next person can either steal the gift that #1 had or they can choose a wrapped gift.
  • If person #1 has their item stolen, they choose another wrapped gift.
  • Player #3 either steals a gift from player 1 or 2 or can choose a wrapped gift
  • You can set your own rules about how many times an item can be stolen. Some people will allow an item to be stolen once, twice, or three times. It is your choice.
  • You continue this process until person #12 goes up to steal or choose the last wrapped gift.
  • At this point, everyone should have a gift.

Current offers and deals at Perpetual Kid

$10 OFF and FREE SHIPPING on orders $49+ USE CODE THANKS

15% OFF orders $75+ and FREE SHIPPING use code ONLINE

$25 OFF and FREE SHIPPING on orders $125 – USE CODE SANTA

50% off SALE PRODUCTS with coupon code EXTRA50

Be sure to check out the SALE PAGE for all offers and deals!

A GIVEAWAY TOO!

Check out the gift guide, do a little shopping, and then scroll down to enter the GIVEAWAY for a $25 Perpetual Kid gift card. This giveaway is open to anyone 18+ that lives in the United States and Canada!

Stocking Stuffers

Say Cheese-burger Mug

This “Say Cheese” Burger Mug makes for one heck of a great white elephant gift. Who wants to drink coffee out of a boring coffee cup when you can drink out of an extraordinary one like this? Perpetual Kid has a wide variety of various coffee mugs and these always make great gifts.

Say-Cheese Cheeseburger Mug
Say-Cheese Cheeseburger Mug

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

If you are on my Give It A Whirl Girl blog, chances are you are horny for food! Am I right? I don’t think I can be wrong. These Horny For Food oven mitts are hilarious.

Horny For Food Oven Mitts
Horny For Food Oven Mitts

Unicorn Tea Infuser

This unicorn tea infuser is the most magical tea infuser around. Make someone’s next cup of a tea an enchanting one!

Unicorn Tea Infuser
Unicorn Tea Infuser

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

Where are my wine lovers at? And where are my rainbow fanatics? I’m right over here and I love and adore this rainbow wine stopper. This wine stopper also includes six colorful wine markers.

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Se
Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

Holy Toast Bread Stamp

This bread stamp is a bizarre white elephant gift. You can emboss your bread with some holiness. Behold the miracle when your holy toast pops up out of the toaster!

Holy Toast Bread Stamp
Holy Toast Bread Stamp

Continue reading “White Elephant Gift Guide At Perpetual Kid & GIVEAWAY”

Powered by WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: