I have some fabulous white elephant gifts included in this gift guide from Perpetual Kid. Perpetual Kid is an online store for adults who are young and heart and love to inject some fun and humor into their lives. This is a great source of novelty gifts. Besides the food-related items here, they have way more to offer beyond that. I highly recommend checking them out because they can be a one-stop shop for all of your holiday shopping needs. Perpetual Kid has something for everyone! I have narrowed down my favorite food-related items in this Friday Faves shopping guide.
Not sure what a white elephant gift exchange is?
The white elephant is also known as a Secret Santa Gift Exchange. I prefer the term White Elephant though. The rules of the game are fairly simple. There is an excellent blog post about how to do a white elephant gift exchange.
- Let’s say there are 12 people participating in the white elephant gift exchange.
- Everyone participating brings a wrapped gift without a name tag on it.
- You write down the numbers 1-12 on a small piece of paper and fold it up.
- Everybody chooses a number.
- The person with the number 1 chooses a wrapped gift.
- The next person can either steal the gift that #1 had or they can choose a wrapped gift.
- If person #1 has their item stolen, they choose another wrapped gift.
- Player #3 either steals a gift from player 1 or 2 or can choose a wrapped gift
- You can set your own rules about how many times an item can be stolen. Some people will allow an item to be stolen once, twice, or three times. It is your choice.
- You continue this process until person #12 goes up to steal or choose the last wrapped gift.
- At this point, everyone should have a gift.
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This “Say Cheese” Burger Mug makes for one heck of a great white elephant gift. Who wants to drink coffee out of a boring coffee cup when you can drink out of an extraordinary one like this? Perpetual Kid has a wide variety of various coffee mugs and these always make great gifts.
If you are on my Give It A Whirl Girl blog, chances are you are horny for food! Am I right? I don’t think I can be wrong. These Horny For Food oven mitts are hilarious.
This unicorn tea infuser is the most magical tea infuser around. Make someone’s next cup of a tea an enchanting one!
Where are my wine lovers at? And where are my rainbow fanatics? I’m right over here and I love and adore this rainbow wine stopper. This wine stopper also includes six colorful wine markers.
This bread stamp is a bizarre white elephant gift. You can emboss your bread with some holiness. Behold the miracle when your holy toast pops up out of the toaster!
Have you ever wondered what a unicorn fart is like? I sure have and I just discovered that unicorn farts are actually cotton candy clouds. This bag of unicorn farts is a sure white elephant gift that will result is some belly laughs.
You will be stylin’ at school or at the office with this Frosted Donut Lunch Tote. This donut has a pink glaze on it and some rainbow candy sprinkles. I know for a fact that my daughter, Chloe, would absolutely love this.
The “holey” grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table. They’ll be so jelly, as you shoot them a “donut touch my food” glaze.
My oh my! What do we have here?? Vienna sausage cocktail wiener erasers! So nasty and gross. The thought of a Vienna sausage makes me wanna retch. This is so wild, crazy, and weird and would totally be a fantastic white elephant gift. The recipient of this will totally be like WTF!?!?!?
This pickle air freshener by Archie McPhee is for the person who just can’t get enough of pickles! Infuse the air with the aroma of a tasty dill pickle!
More air fresheners available
- Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener
- That’s My Jam! Grape Scents Of Humor Air Freshener
- Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener
This Fierce Bitch Snarky Tea canister contains 15 tea sachets. This canister contains black tea, rose petals, natural & artificial flavors. Please note that this Fierce Bitch Tea has a high amount of caffeine.
Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually help you take on the world! This ultra fierce tea serves as a natural detox, and contains cayenne which good for digestion and supporting weight loss by reducing appetite, so you can fit into your favorite pair of jeans. Stay bold, stay fabulous… STAY SNARKY!
Check out the other teas available
- Calm The F**k Down Tea Snarky Tea
- Get Your A** In Bed Snarky Tea
- Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea
- Namaste Motherf**ker Snarky Tea
- Wake The F**k Up Snarky Tea
Who says eggs should be boring? This Funny Side Up Cat Egg Mold is going to make your next plate of eggs bringing on the smiles. This is an adorable little mold that results in cat-shaped eggs. Be sure to dress and snazz it up with some other food such as bacon. Get creative!
Perpetual Kid has other egg molds available if cats are not your thing!
Toot! Toot! Taco truck coming through with two tacos for Taco Tuesdays! I gotta say that this is pretty damn awesome and big props for being creative here. This set includes two taco holders: one orange and one lime green.
Here is something I dare you to try… lol! CAT BUTT GUM! It includes 8 pieces of KISS MY ASS peppermint flavored gum. I guess it is a great thing it does not actually taste like ass! You can grab a pack for $1.99. That two bucks will be worth the look on the face of the gift recipient and the belly laughs that will come along with it!
Other gums available
- F*ck It Gum
- Shut The Hell Up Gum
- I’m A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
- You’re Kind Of A Dick Gum
- Best Buds Mint Gum
- Here’s Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
- I Don’t Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum
- Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
- Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum
- Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum
- My Favorite Salad Is Wine Gum
- AND MANY MORE ON THEIR WEBSITE!
Why not experience something enchanting and magical today? This Magic Unicorn Salt can go on just about anything and transform your food from boring & bland to extraordinary. This salt is made by the brand Beautiful Briny Sea.
It’s a mystifying blend of pure ocean salt, celery seed, rosemary, garlic, paprika and lemon juice powder!
They have also created this sugar… Mr. Gigglepants Hibiscus Sugar. I have used this in my baking projects and it lends a very unique flavor to your food. I love it in my pancakes!
That is another must-have item for magical kitchen creations from Beautiful Briny Sea.
A lighthearted, tutti frutti treat for your cupcakes, french toast, fresh fruit, ice cream, fancy drinks (like champagne cocktails) and just about anything that needs a giggle!
What is your favorite item at Perpetual Kid? What do you think would make for a great white elephant gift?
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